Oh, also blankets and slot machines.

Oh, also blankets and slot machines.


Forrest discusses hybridization.

Forrest discusses hybridization.


After the cocker spaniel, the sexiest of His creations.

After the cocker spaniel, the sexiest of His creations.


He was back within a week. Cunt.

He was back within a week. Cunt.


Dear Fucking Twats Who Love This Quote,It’s actually from Rita Mae Brown’s Sudden Death. Stop ruining Christmas by saying it’s a Chinese Proverb or attributing it to various other scientists and thinkers.See you at Thanksgiving,Danbury 

Dear Fucking Twats Who Love This Quote,
It’s actually from Rita Mae Brown’s Sudden Death. Stop ruining Christmas by saying it’s a Chinese Proverb or attributing it to various other scientists and thinkers.
See you at Thanksgiving,
Danbury 


Forrest’s untapped porn goldmine.

Forrest’s untapped porn goldmine.